#how tf do I do this

[all-or-nothing-baby]

i saw the tv glow and took a breath that was the and biggest most satisfying lung-full of air in forever and a day oh that O² oh me oh my and oh hell how i simultaneously choked asphyxiated suffocated so utterly and so completely to the sound of my own slow death but somehow still managed to drag my stiff bones home to the place that is safe though that word has a different meaning for me yet now here i am i am here stuck like a pig on a spit roasting myself in the very room i allegedly live in and can't stop won't stop staring at my notself my very wrong reflection in the cruelly mirrored on/off too-big screen friend and am crying and crying and smiling and smiling because maybe just maybe there is still time for me and for him there is there is there is is there is there is there though where is it i can't see it can't see that time and what if it's because it's run out actually run away from me what then what then what oh how about this i could just stop time again and make art of the way i've been destroyed and put back together a billion times a day all day everyday ad infinitum for my too-many years on this mad spinning rock yes what about this and what about that how about if i draw something write something with all of the snot and the tears and the sweat and the blood and the piss and the shit all of it because it is everydamnwhere all over the place hanging around or hanging on wait no no wait i know i'll just sit here instead and write this void post to my phone from my head to my phone like i'm dead dead already then i'll scramble myself like the egg that i am to wipe my face clean and put on an old shirt and comfort show and some graces whilst having at it and apologising more and again to everyone all of them every thing living dead in both worlds real and not both the ones in my head and in each and every universe the multi quantum static channel and say sorry so sorry i'm so so sorry for that and for this and for hernotmehim for your fiction and mine and for the terribly simple and complex horror that is my hellish existence a blight on all yours but it's okay even though it's really not really no more please i can't well okay just one more time yeah it's okay it's alright i'll just keep smiling keep breathing and keep dying again yeah just like this just like that because hey it's okay as it is always 10.30pm on a saturday night somewhere, right?

[w3irdoartist]

How do you... How do you boop someone?

I'm a dumbass and I don't get this whole boop thing.....

(Edit: figured it out tnx to comments. This is awesomely overwhelming....)

[onesingularbraincell]

i dont care if this makes me look stupid but how the fuck do you boop someone. yall. this is my first boopfest thing here. pls help.

[ivoryghostyy]

so, uh, tags. :(

[froggersxd]

My first post! :] I Hope y’all like it like i do, and I hope to post more!

[techs-ass]

trying to revamp/retheme my tumblr but I'm dumb and have never done this before. Someone help.

[vazaez]

Why is it so hard to put prices on my art omfg

[https-quinttaft]

As I mentioned earlier, I started to re-watch Gravity falls for the one billionth time and I alway forget HOW GOOD IT IS😭 I cried at the last episode even though I know damn well what happens. Another obsession to add to the ever growing pile. FISKFJAKFJEIFIEKCJDJFJEIFJFJFJFHFISKD

REMEMBER:

• REALITY IS AN ILLUSION

• THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM

• BUY GOLD

BYEEEE

[tk-bubblyboba]

How tf do you make a gif without tumblr crumbling the quality, throwing it into the garbage disposal then mixing it into a cows dinner to be chewed to bits.

[that-on3-g1rl]

HOW DO I DOWNLOAD THIS AUDIO

I NEED IT FOR MY NOTIFICATION SOUND

[bearrverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[cutekat100]

I just connected with like, 2 people on LinkedIn so I could request a interview for my school project and already I think I’m gonna cry from my nerves

[anonwritersposts]

This cannot be the same brain that could read 5 books a week??? My brain is NOT a sponge, I’m NOT ABSORBING ANY NEW INFORMATION??

[loganslabyrinth]

can't seem to let things go T_T

“Please stop destroying what is left of your heart by constantly thinking about things that have broken you.”

— Unknown

[cadriona]

So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)

(more up to date version here because holy fuck did this escalate)

[xpurplepiex]

wave with his critters